cats and boxes.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once
Ok so in my last year of high school this kid was really amazing at the pranks he was pulling. He left fish in the teachers rooms with notes saying they were from each other and had them confused for like the whole day and shit like that. We were all really impressed until one of our teachers told us about his own prank. When he was in high school his three friends and him got drunk and drove by the Big Boy which had the iconic statue of big boy in front it and so them in all of there drunken wisdom decided to steal it cause it would look better in the lunch room of there school.
The big by was wrenched out of the ground, put in the back of the pick up truck and carried all the way to the front entrance of the school, where the four drunk boys then realized that it was to big to get through the doors, so they carried it all the way around the school and went though the shop door, left it in the middle of the lunch room and went home and passed out. When they got to school the next morning the firemen, police and superintendent had been called and they all stood around the big boy like the Who’s on Christmas morning, wondering how it got there. Big boy stayed in the school until the end of the year because they couldn’t figure out how to get him out. Four drunk high school boys were better problem solvers than the firemen, police and school officials…
Siamese kittennnnn ΦωΦ
couldn’t resist drawing this cutie lil fellow ;3;
Tino suspects the hot guy at the bus stop is an underworld bodyguard. He’s wrong.
"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."
This shit gets me every time